The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Appearance.

Nobody will give a fuck if you have fresh kicks or some swag baggy pants once society has crumbled. You’re basically gonna have to dress like a soldier if you want any chance of escaping close quarters combat.

You could even just stock up on some skating pads and paintball gear to be honest, anything that’s gonna stop you from getting stupid injuries and cover any exposed flesh. I’ve seen one too many retards in movies that get bit on the forearm, not cool bro.

May 18th / Tagged: zombie apocalypse survival guide zombienice / 112 notes †



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  1. ilikedancinginmyunderwear reblogged this from chimpgoods
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  6. katsolo reblogged this from sailor-ramiel and added:
    AGREED. Was just thinking this the other day. Why don’t people at least wear jumpers and googles in zombie flicks?...
  7. crazycujo reblogged this from meechelly
  8. iamzombieproof reblogged this from chimpgoods and added:
    Finally function can win over fashion, that being said, the Super Hoodie look is always bad ass.
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    Step # 1:
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  19. theworldiswaitingfor reblogged this from chimpgoods and added:
    I’d do him. ^
  20. kappanick reblogged this from chimpgoods and added:
    so when the apocalypse hits all my swag will be gone and I will look like a bad ass instead….. I’m ok with this.
  21. meechelly reblogged this from fellyjish
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  23. boom-energy reblogged this from chimpgoods and added:
    i would roll with this or a shark suit…..sharks cant bite through…how could a zombie haha
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  27. thephantominside reblogged this from chimpgoods and added:
    This just looks completely kick ass.



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