The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide: Get a van.
Never underestimate the power of the van.
It’s big, it’s strong and it will make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world.
But yeah, in all seriousness, you’re gonna need:
- Something to keep your shit in
- Something to sleep in, if it’s not safe to go outside
- Something to ram zombies out of the way, without slowing down
- Something that will survive bombardment from zombies
- Something that you can paint a red stripe down the side of and still feel awesome, even though there’s nobody alive to see it.

